The Cone

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The Cone doesn’t follow the norm when it comes to shape, but don’t be fooled, the hands-free design will leave you more than satisfied. The innovative shape hits all the spots and the funky, contemporary style means it doesn’t need to be hidden away in the bedroom drawer. Enjoy waves of pleasure with 16 automated programmes including an orgasm button for the less patient. Great fun to use on your own or even more fun for two. We hope you have as much fun with it as we have

THE JONATHAN ROSS SHOW
If that doesn’t get you ladies, you’ve been dead for 7 years...

NEW WOMAN
We feel for the rabbit. Really. Our faithful phallic chum comes up against stiff competition.

MAXIM
F**king Lush!

SCARLET
If you are intimidated by the spike, don’t be...

MAYFAIR
The Cone will have you rocking, humping and gyrating like a slag in a nightclub. Simple effective and spectacularly orgasmic.